fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

Fist 2 5

This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn

Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that

by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008

doom fisting

When you violate some one with a big glove like a thanos glove or hulk glove

“I heard billy is in the hospital because his girlfriends was doom fisting his ass”

by anonymous April 14, 2021

mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018

Angel's Fist

A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.

If you follow the word of God, I'll show you the Angel's Fist.

by AfterSectsCigarette November 27, 2019

the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.

My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since

by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025