Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice

My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay

by Owen Jones will save humanity July 21, 2021

diversity

Anyone other than a white guy.

Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?

by andrew parker March 31, 2008

Adam driver

He’s a handsome motherfucker who I would to fuck despite my straightness

Adam Driver can fuck me right in the butthole

by Kylo Ren’s old buddy April 16, 2020

faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

by Lasko August 3, 2006

Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

Team Driveway

Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.

Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.

by Rain in Morrow March 28, 2011

rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.

The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.

by Wrxshun May 2, 2014