Urban Dictionary

The drunk girl version of the Webster dictionary

I need to look up on the urban dictionary what life is... (A joke for people that were actually asking)

by Helpisnothere November 26, 2017

urban dictionary

a place for people like us to sneak fanfics and just write

...and be dirty sinners

"get out of urban dictionary and get a life"

by PorcelainCanid February 18, 2018

Urban dictionary

The website in which you are currently on, idiot.

You just looked up urban dictionary to see what would come up, didn't you?

by lerogers7 February 22, 2018

Urban dictionary

A place so full of dirty jokes that I suspect it's actually a misnomer for annal dicktionary.

Teenager1: According to urban dictionary , pumpkin is a girl with big ass.
Teenager2: lol annal dicktionary is cool.

by UrbanistUr546 February 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that had great potential until preteens came and took over writing about boys/girls who broke they’re heart and how terrible they are.

“(insert name here) broke my heart, I better put it on urban dictionary. Here’s everything wrong with them and btw this example pertains to everyone else who has this name.“

by Name4567 May 9, 2018

Urban Dictionary

An online dictonary that allows us magnificent people to write a definition for a word to see if it will get published. The Urban Dictionary website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. It is a rather interesting website, but it can be used by people to harass or bully other people. Such as, writing the targets name and making cruel remarks about the person. The Urban Dictionary Editors has also rejected all of the words I put in a definition for, and I am hoping that they will see how brilliant and beautiful my writing is now. The UD Editors reject anything that is comical and entertaining. Scratch that, they reject everything with a true meaning. (Editors, you better accept this otherwise I wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back, and I mean it) So this is my explaination of the Urban Dictionary, and this is how I see this majectic website whoch has no meaning at all except for the fact it makes me laugh once in a blue moon.

Karl: The Urban Dictionary rejected every single word I defined!
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...

by plues.344err May 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The BEST website in the world!Makes you laugh when you have a bad day with all the random words

boy 1:what does "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
boy 2:Search it up on URBAN DICTIONARY

by Notyournan March 14, 2018