Krill dick

The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.

Lingelbach has a krill dick.

by Lingelbach's Mom June 4, 2018

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011