A small town in Oregon 80 miles east of Portland on the Columbia river. It snows in the winter and gets above 100 in the summer. Its very windy in The Dalles as well. The Dalles is also known for its many cherry orchards.
Basically, Lewis and Clark took a shit there and they decided to call it The Dalles. The Dalles is full of old people. There is nothing to do in The Dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. Surprisingly there are a lot of fine ass bitches there, especially in the class of 2010. If you're in The Dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the fuck out of there.
Basically, Lewis and Clark took a shit there and they decided to call it The Dalles. The Dalles is full of old people. There is nothing to do in The Dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. Surprisingly there are a lot of fine ass bitches there, especially in the class of 2010. If you're in The Dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the fuck out of there.
Person 1 "Dude, we're in The Dalles. Wtf are we going to do?"
Person 2 "Well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere"
Person 1 "Alright, theres nothing else to do"
Person 2 "True story man"
Person 2 "Well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere"
Person 1 "Alright, theres nothing else to do"
Person 2 "True story man"
by xRDFx March 2, 2011
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the act of giving a girl of only the Hottest body a rim-job. Only a girl of such beauty deserves a "dallat" (pronounced "doll + lot" - roll the two words together quickly to not make yourself sound like Zach). If given to a girl that does not deserve such an honor, male friends have the right to make fun of and or not be your friend anymore.
'Leedenheimer wanted to give Lisa and Murphy the dallat.'
Leedy- "That girl is so fine"
Trahan- "Ya, she is dallat material"
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Get the dallat mug.A place with emos and skateboarders on the sidewalks 24/7. Dallastown is really just Main St. Then, everything ends, and it's just houses or the high school. Dallastown is considered the "urban" area of the Dallastown school district, though this is considered a joke because this is Main St.: shitty houses, churches, and the disgusting Dallas Theatre with really cheap movie tickets. Apparently from what they indoctrinate into the kids at Dallastown, Lyndon Johnson spoke to a crowd on Main St. while he was president. He must not have realized this is a shit hole.
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Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!
This town is so dallastown; it's all run down and shitty.
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Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!
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Get the dalls mug.A medium sized public school located in the small northern Oregon town of The Dalles (presumably the same 'Dalles' as found in the title of the school itself). Since 2010, it has adopted the 'credit by proficiency' grading system because it's students are too retarded for traditional grading systems. Amazingly, despite the dumbed down grading, only 60% of students receive their diplomas on time. Jocks are generally looked down upon, popularity instead being bestowed upon the stoners/hipsters who rather than doing anything with their lives will most likely spend the rest of their days thinking they are better than everyone else for some reason they can't ever explain. Solipsism runs deep in the hallowed halls of TDWHS. The teachers of TDWHS were once great, but have since been given up on the depressing stoner/hipster crowd they have been given the herculean task of teaching. Many spend their days eyes glazed over as some up-and-coming (read: shit terrible) music reverberates through the rotting interior of the forsaken school. Others have ironically conformed to the hipsters. The students of TDWHS are a prime example of anti-intellectualism, devolution, political ignorance, and basically everything that is wrong with human beings.
Haha I'm actually happy to be a graduate of The Dalles Wahtonka High School. I just like making fun of all the people from my school, because most of them genuinely aren't cool.
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