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Dallastown

A place with emos and skateboarders on the sidewalks 24/7. Dallastown is really just Main St. Then, everything ends, and it's just houses or the high school. Dallastown is considered the "urban" area of the Dallastown school district, though this is considered a joke because this is Main St.: shitty houses, churches, and the disgusting Dallas Theatre with really cheap movie tickets. Apparently from what they indoctrinate into the kids at Dallastown, Lyndon Johnson spoke to a crowd on Main St. while he was president. He must not have realized this is a shit hole.

Example 1:

This town is so dallastown; it's all run down and shitty.

Example 2:

Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!

by dallastownsucks July 26, 2009