Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks March 29, 2018

Dave Rygalski

Someone who would read the entire bible for you in one night just to take you to prom

I found my Dave Rygalski

by Emliving December 21, 2022

Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

by 1000fun October 06, 2018

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal February 29, 2016

Dave Mustaine

Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!

Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

Dave Mustaine

Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends

Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek

by Midnight2000 August 01, 2024

baby dave

An absolute ket machine

Wow With that’s like he must be a baby Dave

by Man wisdom November 21, 2020