by Sluzza4lyf September 14, 2023
cole is a 5’4 scrawny bitch ass nigga. he is super skinny, jewish, and weighs under 100 pounds. he is a pebble in a world full of rocks, and skateboarders.
by gooperman May 17, 2023
Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.
I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by
by Efaulkn December 10, 2019
an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020
A type of payment method, credit/debit card, from the supermarket chain Coles, commonly used by those named Ale.
by Jimmybigshoes May 16, 2022
Deep set Blue eyes, 3 shades of blonde and white priveledged type of guy.
Asshole type of sense of humour, but honestly it's hilarious don't lie to yourself.
The type of person to disregard his feelings in order to make you happy. Cole is not the nice guy who gets friendzoned, he's the guy girls drool over because he isn't just uncontrollably good looking, he is such a sweetheart.
He isn't the type of person you want to lose, so cherish these moments you have with him. You won't come by a person like him again, Cole Hamence.
Cole Hamence the guy who can fake a smile better than Kylie Jenner can fake her scandals just so you will have a peace of mind. The guy who can run from out of town for over an hour for you. The guy whose arms can make you feel a sense of safety, a sense of home.
He's incredible.
And honestly? I'm so in love it's not funny.
Asshole type of sense of humour, but honestly it's hilarious don't lie to yourself.
The type of person to disregard his feelings in order to make you happy. Cole is not the nice guy who gets friendzoned, he's the guy girls drool over because he isn't just uncontrollably good looking, he is such a sweetheart.
He isn't the type of person you want to lose, so cherish these moments you have with him. You won't come by a person like him again, Cole Hamence.
Cole Hamence the guy who can fake a smile better than Kylie Jenner can fake her scandals just so you will have a peace of mind. The guy who can run from out of town for over an hour for you. The guy whose arms can make you feel a sense of safety, a sense of home.
He's incredible.
And honestly? I'm so in love it's not funny.
by colgatex March 03, 2019