Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

Chilban

A Chilban is a race of pseudo-intelligent non-humans, that have been mostly wiped out due to their inherent laziness. There are very few in existence today and their main physical characteristics are above average to ludicrous hair coverage, with little respite from regular shaving; The sweat glands are replaced with grease glands to secrete one of the Chilban's defence mechanisms, body grease; and they are usually of large girth. They are also rarely punctual and badly organised. The Chilban is able to kill with nought but annoyance and irritation.

Trent is running late again. Goddamn lazy Chilban.

The Chilban's grensity is phenomenal.

by Grand Marshall 50 Florins January 11, 2010

Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

Chilanta

A verge of Chicago and Atlanta. A term used for those who are friends and are from Chicago and Atlanta. No one can touch this.

Chilanta's are sooo cool! I want to be just like them!

by atowndown23 October 16, 2010

Chelted

The new swag

Dude i have so much chelted

by Olio lapoof January 31, 2014

Child Gamer

10-12 year old kids who think they are the next generation of pro gamers. They often blame their lack of skill on hacking or their other teammates.

Person 1: OFMG this kid has literal hacks
Person 2: You Child Gamer, you missed every shot

by RobloxGrill2 May 29, 2018

childe syndrome

the obsession with childe; tartaglia.

do you have childe syndrome?

by tartagalicious April 8, 2021