That one guy you meet that has a crush on everybody but nobody likes him back. He's a pick me and always begs for attention, even when it could piss off literally everyone. He acts like the teachers pet and always blames everything on anyone but himself. He is always depressed and is very delusional when it comes to boasting about himself.
eg wife is unhappy with her meal in a fancy restaurant Wife: The whole underside is burnt!, and they left off the cress! This is disastrous lets just go!
Husband:Look, i'll speak to the waiter, you just stay here and chilactate.