Papa Cakes

It’s that nasty nut. Ooey gooey icky sticky in the mouth. If it’s curdled like that cottage cheese and yellowed like that melted butter... MMMMM

Bro Sonia, took that papa cakes like a champ didn’t even make a face!

by CakesOfPapi May 5, 2019

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boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.

The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.

by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019

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A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

by River.01 March 4, 2019

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fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

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Guap Cake

When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.

Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.

by Chico_2_infinity January 3, 2018

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