crack alackin

Not getting any. -(sex)

Question: How's it goin man?
Answer: Crack alackin.

crack alackin by gigadot August 25, 2007

crack sucker 

A crack sucker is one who ventures into the crack to give it a good suck.
Crack suckers originated in the early 70's and has been continued on for many centuries and is still widely used today.

Scobie is a crack sucker as he sucks peps crack!

crack sucker by Joffee July 13, 2004

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by thesaurus_rex February 22, 2008

crack-baby 

a comment about person who has just said something extremely stupid or ridiculous, or done something extremely stupid or ridiculous

ok there, crack-baby

crack-baby by Anonymous July 3, 2002

crack my wrists 

Male masturbation. Sometimes when masturbating your wrists tend to crack especially if you have arthritis.jerking off, jacking off.

I'll be back in ten minutes im gonna go crack my wrists.

crack my wrists by jpj February 26, 2004

crack ho 

1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.

Man, sometimes you can get a crack ho for half as much as a taco ho.

crack ho by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

crack corn 

Inserting corn into a female's (or male) anus,

leaving it until its about to come out, take a picture and there your have Crack Corn

Damn James i was online and saw Adams picture,

Yer it was off his girlfriends CRACK CORN

crack corn by jizzyJames April 30, 2009