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Cock Parrot 

when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder of the seated party while screaming "ka-kaa!"
During our Manager Meeting this morning, I cock parroted Barry while he was going over Financials.

"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."
Cock Parrot by BDubbs2 February 20, 2009
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Cock Gnome 

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
Cock Gnome by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

cock cluster

cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.

Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
cock cluster by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley
Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole
cock muff bumhole by Evilded December 16, 2005

Cock Hound 

Usually a female who hounds (loves) the cock. She loves fucking, sucking, stroking and licking the cock. Taking the cock up her ass makes her feel like a kid in a candy store.
Nicole Davis is a cock hound slut!
Cock Hound by Cheese October 23, 2003

Cock-Monster 

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.
Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.
Cock-Monster by moonstar73 October 5, 2006

cock destroyers 

a woman/group of women who are empowered by their feminism and destroy cocks and men until they're done.
"we're fucking cock destroyers, aren't we babe" - rebecca more
cock destroyers by xjcistrashx April 3, 2019