When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
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Get the COVID-17 mug.When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.
I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!
by Miss creative January 21, 2022
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“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?
Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
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"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
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