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calamari breakfast 

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast
Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.
Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast
back breakfast by Battlebees June 1, 2017

sportsmans breakfast

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

sniff breakfast

To sniff someone's ass
April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast
sniff breakfast by Galidude April 22, 2018

Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.