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Belarusian Turkish Breakfast

A type breakfast you have when you start your first meal with a kiss from a most beautiful Belarusian princess and then you have intimacy(several times, different positions) before eating real food. The Turkish part of this is having all kinds of sexual things like a Turkish Breakfast with all the different dishes.
I had the best ''Belarusian Turkish Breakfast'' in Istanbul.
by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025
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Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.
Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.
by jason906906 March 2, 2016
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Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.
"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"
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The breakfast question

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025
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big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region
Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?
by BJ1990 July 5, 2023
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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
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