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Amish friendship bread 

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
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Ginger Bread Man 

An extremely athletic person with red hair
Shit that ginger bread man should go pro
Ginger Bread Man by jojojojo momo February 12, 2009

ya nan on pita bread 

Another good comeback for ya mum / ya mudda / ya mam / yo mother / your dad on bacon scruts i think? :P
deck head 1: Ya mum
deck head 2: Ya nan on pita bread
deck head 1: *ummmm ..... *Blank**
deck head 2: Mwhahaha :D I win!

French Bread 

French bread is the term to use when describing an incredibly large/long penis; you only expected it to be seen in porn, not real life.
That dick reminds me of a hard,burnt french bread.
French Bread by French Bread February 4, 2010

Garlic bread

Someone who has been cheated on more than once by the same person, and is still with them.
Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"

Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"
Garlic bread by Yah!bish October 14, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread
Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits
Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

eat bread 

A common expression used my people to tell other individuals that they are wrong and they must pay for their consequences. If someone says something ridiculous or just fucking dumb, they must EAT BREAD. Don't complain, just eat...
Idiot: *rapping in french* Ca commence bien mais ca fini mal...

Me:WHAT!? ur a fucking idiot eat bread now!

Idiot: But its so dry!

Me: eat bread for complaining

Idiot: uhhh fine
eat bread by Luke Grubez May 13, 2005