Black Gallagher

When a black man shoots a watermelon rather than smacking it with a hammer.

Black man: "IT'S THE BLACK GALLAGHER, BITCH!"

*shoots watermelon*

by thirsty joe May 2, 2008

black attack

Exsessive emotion in any situation. Black people tend to show more emotion than is neccesary. When they get happy they get ultra happy, when they get angry they get ultra angry.

After he got a goal in gym floor hockey he had a black attack and began pounding his chest and running around the gym.

by dr. strange-oo April 20, 2009

Black Magic Fuckery

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up

Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

by Peanut Butter Chap-Stick November 18, 2011

black hammer

The black hammer is a large appendage commonly found in between the legs of African African males

"That nigga got a black hammer, that's why we call him the black hammer "

by Kaiser Helmut August 25, 2014

black prior

Some dumb edgy faggot who kills you in some bullshit way and then emote spams on you're dead body

Man that Black Prior emote spammed me what a faggot

by Lawbringer June 23, 2019

black penis

Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.

Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.

by douchebagman00 November 22, 2011

all black everything

A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.

You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything

~Lupe Fiasco

by Puvar1 August 21, 2011