Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...

by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

Newport Beach

A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.

Newport Beach is a terrible place.

by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019

Hailey Beach

A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.

Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.

by Beanose lover 2005 November 24, 2019

Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.

North Myrtel Beach full of fake bitches

by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019

Beach

Something that you call your friends because calling your friends bitches can be mean.

“Whats up beaches!”
“Omg ily beach”

by Poppers poppin June 18, 2019