Butt Orphanage

The act of cumming in a ladies hind quarters as the man is leaving his children in a rectal orphanage.
Term coined by BBGodlike on Feb 20th, 2017 during a Xbox Live conversation with his friends.
Also makes an awesome band name, I deserve royalties if you use it.lol

James: Yo how'd your session with Susie go?
Arnold: She was down for whatever, even let me take it to the Butt Orphanage !

by BBGodlike February 21, 2017

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Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

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crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

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butt puck

A butt putt is a hard piece of shit that is lodged in or has recently been expelled from one's asshole. It is most commonly used in describing someone who would otherwise be called a shit head.

Only a butt puck would for _____________ for president.

by Toby Gruntnzler August 12, 2015

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Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 27, 2020

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