Crummy Buttons

Originally, a sponsor of the fictional Alan Brady Show which formed the plot lines the 1960s hit, The Dick van Dyke Show. On DvD, no one liked Crummy Buttons candy even when it was offered or free. It has, in some circles, come to represent any unpleasant surprise or disappointment.

Free candy? Oh, English toffee...crummy buttons.

by Savethelanguage March 17, 2021

hairy belly button

When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.

That hairy belly button is gnarly!

by Carl Drogo April 4, 2015

That's buttons

That's strong, that's lit, that's legit.

That's buttons that girl over they're

by Mbimajosh January 22, 2022

crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022

Monkey Button

A.K.A. - Shocker.

There does exist a slight variation between Monkey Button and the Shocker. The practice and form one uses is the same, however, the reaction one gets from the shockie is reminiscent of the sound of a monkey (oh! oh!)

After a killer set, Shandy found a nice backstage betty who never has experienced the shocker. Shandy was very happy to finally work the monky button.

by J. Cooper December 29, 2004

Panic Button

Another word for the term penis/dick/cock.

"Hey did you hear that Sally and Nick hooked up?" - Person 1
"Really, they did??" - Person 2
"Yeah, I heard Nick let Sally play with his panic button" - Person 1

by Booboohay March 3, 2009

Bartone

That Asian bitch that was gonna give Kyle head for a nickel.

The Dot-Head

by Mike Hunt February 4, 2004