Essex breakfast

an Essex breakfast
by jmp28 February 22, 2022
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Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy
Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast
by Mineslammer May 27, 2019
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hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen
my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast
by nigga boy boy May 30, 2018
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Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
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9pm breakfast burger gang

The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.
Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
by Le Shrimpu August 06, 2022
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Breakfast Machine

Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)

Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”

2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”

3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
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