by Mineslammer May 27, 2019
by H4XOR13 June 06, 2023
a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen
by nigga boy boy May 30, 2018
Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.
Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”
by Le Shrimpu August 06, 2022
Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025