riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

Bit

“Bit” is a short term for “b*tch”

“Shut up bit”

by Tzwvvs(osore) February 20, 2024

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Bits-a-showin

It’s when ur front sexual parts are barely peaking over the front of your jeans

Tyler headed to the golf coarse today with his new hat and his bits-a-showin jeans on

by SPANKY1113 March 14, 2024

Bit

A time period spanning from a few minutes to a few hours, but no greater than 24 hours.

Hey, man, I’ll call you in a bit.

**20 hours later: incoming call from friend who said he’d call you in a bit

by iSmellToast March 19, 2024

16-Bit Chomik

16-Bit Chomik is a chomik in Find the Chomiks.

Guy#1: Where's 16-Bit Chomik?

Guy#2: In a 16-bit area?

by BuddyMaddie July 30, 2022

32-Bit Chomik

32-Bit Chomik is a chomik is Find the Chomiks.

Guy#1: 32-Bit Chomik looks weird.

Guy#2: True

by BuddyMaddie July 30, 2022