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senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
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unintentional asshole

A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.
Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”
by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023
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Compliant Asshole

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.
"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"
by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010
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asshole hunter

A homosexual man that is constantly on the prowl for bum.
"I went to the gay bar and there were so many asshole hunters."
by ZAT December 18, 2007
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mc asshole

someone who is acting like an asshole but you are calling the person out with some humore
He didnt buy me anything, what a mc asshole
Pass the control mc asshole
by TF1 June 20, 2011
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Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.
Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.
by Vismund December 17, 2009
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asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"
Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!
by Master Shake January 14, 2005
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