My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Daelynn's Abortion Clinic

A very nice abortion clinic.

Daelynn, from Daelynn's Abortion Clinic, No Fetus Can Beat Us. How may i help you?

by big dick boooyyyy March 10, 2020

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Dodo’s Adorable

In my definition of adorable it’s when something is small or fluffy or just so small and it’s awwww or when something is small weak and trying to be tough, etc.

John is dodo’s adorable bc he’s small and trying to be scary.

by Crispy Dodo September 8, 2021

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021