nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Niko Nap

slang for taking a nap after masturbating

Im gonna take a niko nap before work

by Rypeez March 30, 2024

Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

by PH2025 October 19, 2025

Isaiah Nap

When you plan to take short nap and instead hours pass by, so long you forget everything that happened beforehand.

A long nap that is akin to a food coma after Thanksgiving, but taken intentionally without the need for food intake.

1: Man I just woke up
2: How long did you even sleep for
1: Oh it was nice, it was a little Isaiah Nap, so just a long time.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025