Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

ZOOMCITAL

I am a piano teacher during the COVID19 pandemic. I held a piano recital for my students today. I called it a ZOOMCITAL... I used Zoom to host the recital for 31 people ! Newschoolpiano.com

welcome to our 2nd Annual NewSchoolPiano Zoomcital.

by keyboardplayerrich May 6, 2020

zoombie

People being inside homes and on zoom calls that steal their life forces from them!

COVID-19 has turned us into a society of zoombies!!

by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020

Zoombie

Anyone one whose brain has been turned to mush from too many online meetings during the lockdown for COVID-19

He was totally Zoombified after six straight hours of online meetings - he had become Zoombie

by Windfarmer May 16, 2020

Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls

We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️

by Arcwords June 10, 2020

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020