Zoomed-out

A state of fatigue, weariness or confusion from extended periods of time in Zoom meetings.

“I can’t do another zoom meeting. I am zoomed-out man

by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein April 29, 2020

crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009

zooded

When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.

I got Zooded last night.

by Gn October 10, 2005

zooey

Zooey: a description of THE girl. Completely out of your comfort zone, but you totally dig it. quirky, spontaneous, does what she wants when she wants. is nothing you would have ever seen yourself being with cause she is so different than you, but at the same time find you two completely compatible with eachother. she listens to music no one else listens to, but it's good music. she will find you and it will be out of nowhere. she makes you nervous, excited, ancy. someones zooey doesnt mean her name is zooey. Zooey is a description of THE girl you never seen yourself with and now that it is happening it is captivating. She is completely different, in an amazing way.

"bro, I think I like this girl she's wild and crazy. She's to much to handle, but i can't get enough. She's so Zooey."

can also be used to descibe something, "This music is so Zooey!" or "that's so Zooey"

by jacob22290 November 3, 2010

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

zoodelop

Big ol' head. A massive cabeza.

Man, look at that nigga's zoodelop.

by RAO January 18, 2005

zoomer talk

slang or sayings used by people on tik tok, either in videos or in comments.

example : "ayo fam deadass no cap frfr ong. "

also known as "tik tok language".

A : ayo fam, stop the cap.

B : bruh im deadass.

C : can yall stop with the zoomer talk?

by sbevennocap July 7, 2022