Zimmerism

1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement.

2. The actual statement that is increadibly stupid in a vain effort to be funny.

3. A comeback to an insult that reaks of stupidity AKA a crappy ass comeback.

4. Can be loosly defined as anything that is spoken/typed online that is extrodinarily stupid.

Guy 1: Hey faggot i hate you
Guy 2: oh yeah...well shut up...fagg
Guy 3: dude that's a Zimmerism

by thisblows7504 April 17, 2006

Cody Zimmerman

A highly intelligent, sexy, seductive, individual who has unparalleled looks, morals, and knowledge. Some would say "almost too attractive to look at", or "so funny, and nice that god had to create pain just to balance things out".

The only person besides bruce lee who would ever have a chance against chuck norris.

Man1: Hey, I just won an armwrestling championship!

man2: Oh so you pulled a cody zimmerman?

man1: no...they still have their arms :(

Ex2

Girl1: Dont you think brad pitt is the sexiest man alive?

girl2:besides cody zimmerman?

girl1: well of course. Hes on a whole different level. :)

by echo1992 January 27, 2010

zimmered

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.

alcs 2003

by chet laird October 14, 2003

Zimmied

while a guy is standing up peeing, another guy comes up from behind and starts having anal sex with him.

'why is the floor wet??' 'sorry man, i just got zimmied and missed the toilet when i was peeing..'

by Ross Lewis May 5, 2008

Zimmerman

A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes

-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman

by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

zimmered

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.

"I can't believe that 72 year old fat fuck Zimmered me and now I'm the bad guy! Maldito Gerbil!"

by Pedro Martinez October 22, 2003

zimmy

A Zimbabwean prostitute overseas. Often found in Vegas, Los Angeles, and London. You may want to double bag it just in case.

That toothless Zimmy gave me some good gum.

You better double bag it with that Zimmy.

by Awesomo Rock n Roll July 3, 2007