Zen Crunk Juice 

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.

Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.

Zen Crunk Juice by Lingenfizzle March 24, 2008

zen monkey project 

goodlooking, muscular modern dancers who aren't afriad to touch eachother and enjoy swimming in the nude.

- whoo girl - you are so zen monkey project.
- are you doing the zen monkey project intensive this summer?

zen monkey project by yogababe June 22, 2004

zen hen 

A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater.

My African brother, I am in need of some spicy zen hen tenders.

zen hen by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Zen'Kiki 

Noun: Someone who fails in extreme ways. (Ie: Life)

Verb: To blow yourself in the face with the power of the moon.

I Zen'Kiki'd all over my face.

Zen'Kiki by Antelopeman123 December 16, 2010

Zen Up Bitches 

Calm down, relax, and get things done.

The development team: We'll never be ready in time!
Me: Zen up bitches! We're just moving cards into the done column
Then: Ok. What can we deliver that is of highest value?

Zen Up Bitches by Internet Bodhisattva November 14, 2012

zen pee 

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

zen pee by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

zen navigation

Zen Navigation is a form of universal navigation. The technique used, rather than consulting a map, is to find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.

Fuck using the map let's use the trusty old Zen Navigation.

zen navigation by Scott Universe February 1, 2016