zamboni

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

by theadequate March 11, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

zambored

Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni.

The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night.

by Chern November 8, 2008

zambombie

n. Synonym for Zamboni, totally legit

Driving a zambombie is inflectious.

by the polar bear canadiana January 12, 2010

Zambotic

to be/go crazy

*ryan yells and flips out and slaps you*

“ryan just went zambotic on you”

zambotic is a word that goes beyond just the meaning, it’s a lifestyle. When you use the word zambotic you are connecting to our community as a whole.

by Madisonbanks October 6, 2020

Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014