Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025

Yolks

Irish slang term for the drug Ecstasy also referred to as bangers.

A recreational drug. Used in a sentence as she was off her head on yolks

by Mully89 March 15, 2020

Yolk

a yolk is a joke.

issa yolk fam.
i just told the funniest yolk bro

by what now??? April 21, 2017