A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy, yanniss, will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
by mkbitch May 24, 2014
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I saw a yanni smoking crack in the bville parking lot yesterday.
Did you near that one of the yannis had a baby with her cousin?
Did you near that one of the yannis had a baby with her cousin?
by jp854 March 21, 2019
Get the Yanni mug.Yannick Carrasco is the best football winger in the world. He plays for Atletico de Madrid and Belgium NT. Its also said that Cristiano Penaldo is a big fan and has asked for tips on how to score many times.
Ali : Remember when Yannick Carrasco megged Ter Stegen and ended his career
Strippy : Yes, he absolutely penetrated his career
Strippy : Yes, he absolutely penetrated his career
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Rogier: whoah, sucks to be a complete Yannick I guess…
Rogier: whoah, sucks to be a complete Yannick I guess…
by KnowledgeableRogier November 21, 2021
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by IbrahimIsTheBest June 8, 2023
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by Emilio619 May 13, 2016
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Yannics are usually retarded ( they get caught with weed in their pants) and suck at tennis.
they normally have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Yannics always ask other people for money to buy food.
Most of them work at an arena and can barely use the scoreboard...
Yannics are usually retarded ( they get caught with weed in their pants) and suck at tennis.
they normally have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Yannics always ask other people for money to buy food.
Most of them work at an arena and can barely use the scoreboard...
by george ( pronounced JHO RÉ May 7, 2008
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