1) When one feels as though they are in a consistent state of distraction and cognition is constantly fucked up.

2) To have had extremely pleasurable and electrifying sex, in the past-tense, where intense thrusting was involved.

1) I can't find my keys, and I just baked a pizza with the cardboard; I'm a total fuck wreck today.

2) Kelli was so stressed out until Elliott showed up and fuck wrecked her.

Fuck wreck by 2KC April 1, 2017

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Chick Wreck

A girl with no self esteem, ready to have sex on a first come first serve basis. Usually ugly, fat or disgusting, lives in bars and discos, attracting guys willing to release their load and claim an easy +1 on their fuckcharts.

"Hey did you see that half naked fatass sitting on the corner? I'd totally bang her!"
"Who? That chick wreck over there?"
"Yeah, she's definitely gonna be a +1 on my fuckchart"

Chick Wreck by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

Check yourself before you wreck yourself by GSDubs October 13, 2009

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