Wonna

When you meant to say wonna, but you’re unable to spell.

Kenneth: Wonna go do something?
Joe: It’s 3 AM and I’m trying to sleep...

by TheInfineGambler January 31, 2019

Workaholic

a strong belief in the moral benefit and importance of work and its inherent ability to strengthen character.

Chris is management material because he is a workaholic.

by Mile highwarrior May 27, 2016

wordanista

A linguist. Particularly, in reference to dictionaries and word history.

"Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"

by Kellen Ell January 27, 2006

Workaround

When trying to accomplish a task in a bureaucratic environment (the DMV for example), the typically lazy civil servants will refer you to an office, who's occupants will refer you back to the same office, until you proceed to either lay on the floor in fetal position, or pull out a .357 and try to kill as many people you can so the dogs stop barking.

A typical workaround:

You: Excuse me, is this the transcript office?

Officious Prick: Yes it is.

You: I need this error on my transcript repaired.

Officious Prick: Oh, I see, that needs to be fixed by the transcript error department, it's 3 blocks down and across the highway.

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...30 minutes later

You: Hi, was referred here by the transcript department, I need this error fixed.

Visibly Bored Mixed Ethnicity Clerk: Oh, we only fix errors within the system, not outside. You need to see the transcript department. bureaucracy

You: Did you just hear a dog bark?

by Abortionator200 August 11, 2008

Worday

Commonly Used as a greeting in Northen California (primarily the Modesto area),primarily used between two people who share a very strong connection and trust each other greatly. (not to be confused with the southern version "wordie".)

"Uhh whats up Worday"

by Garcia Chris April 17, 2004

wordass

One who makes up bogus words and definitions for the sole purpose of looking like they are in with some 'in crowd'.

That wordass made up some bogus entry for urban dictionary.

by Fred Fink October 2, 2007

Worgasm

The moment in which one thinks the spelling of a word they are writing is incorrect but is in fact correct.

Can also be used to describe a variety of confused states of spelling such as not remembering how to spell an easy word. Also, blurting out something incomprehensible while speaking, only to have in mind what one was going to say the whole time.

"I just had a major worgasm on my test. I spent the entire test trying to figure out how to spell 'and'"

-"Hey is this right I'm trying to spell donkey but I can't spell it any other way than the way I'm writing it."
-"Yeah you're right but congratulations, you did just have a worgasm."

Guy:"Horse penis vagina lick!"
Guy 2:"How does it feel to worgasm all over yourself?"

by Hahnzilla November 9, 2009