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wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.
by angryhungrya April 4, 2016
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Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.
Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.
by Bobameji June 16, 2016
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wonky woo

damn bro that’s wonky woo
by willy_wonma February 3, 2020
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wonkey

A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.
You are such a wonkey.
by moosy October 30, 2006
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Wonky

dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
by bluewaffle12345yu August 17, 2010
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wonky

For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.
I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.
by Derringer November 28, 2006
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wonkey

dude that wonkey eats glue!
by jeche January 6, 2008
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