2 definitions by moosy

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the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews
Mr MAtthews is a complete twat
by MOOSY May 30, 2006
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A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.
You are such a wonkey.
by moosy October 30, 2006
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