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Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.
Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.
Wobbly Sloppy by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025

wobbly sabi

used as a synonym for wabi sabi
carson u have hella wobbly sabi!
wobbly sabi by TangyAsshole58 December 4, 2025

wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who

throw a wobbly 

To become very angry, or throw a tantrum. British slang.
That door ding will pop right out - no need to throw a wobbly. She threw a wobbly when she couldn't have her way.
throw a wobbly by RoyalPrankster September 12, 2013

wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

Without a set form or order. Like the quantum mechanics model of the electron cloud. It is always shifting and never defined thoroughly. Popularized by the angels episode of doctor who.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

Doctor Who (David Tennant)
Schrodinger:"You are trying to tell me Electrons exist in a particular place Only if we can see them?? Otherwise they only exist as just energy? That's like saying if you put a cat in a box, and you can't see it, the cat is not a live or dead, cause you can't see it!"
de Broglie:"Exactly! We must put your analogy in ALL the textbooks"
Schrodinger:"That's some wibbily wobbly timey wimey bull shit"
de Broglie:"Its a region of probability"
Schrodinger:"That's what I said"

chuck a wobbly 

To throw a tantrum. Reached the end of rational thought and action.
You had a flat tire, you weren't in auto club, mobile phone was out of batteries, late for work without a note and there were no tools in the car so you chuck a wobbly.
chuck a wobbly by JJAC August 29, 2009