A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.
Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.
"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."
"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
by goddamnednobody June 02, 2009
A school where kids are weird So They think they are greater than everyone else and make non- Winston eagles go insane because they are gay
“Look at those Winston eagles they are interesting!”
by Badkitty May 17, 2019
Being sick on a girls vagina during intercourse due to alcohol. Became famous during the 2014's Big Brother UK series due to housemate Winston Showan.
Person 1: "Oh my god! Was with this bird last night and I was sick all over her lady parts. She'll never see me again."
Person 2: "Bloody hell man not again. That's called Pulling a Winston that is."
Person 1: "It's because I drunk too much."
Person 2: "Bloody hell man not again. That's called Pulling a Winston that is."
Person 1: "It's because I drunk too much."
by Orla Winters August 08, 2014
A legendary hero who's very name commands all around him within a 10km radius to simultaneously proclaim his glorious title!
Lord Winston: "Greetings good town folk! I am Lord Winston!"
Everyone in a 10km radius: "OF THE DECADES!"
Everyone in a 10km radius: "OF THE DECADES!"
by SevenT2 December 24, 2009
Where a black man who use to play basketball professionally is balls deep inside of you and right before he cums, he rings a pair of bells in each hand while wearing white gloves and screaming “you need to do better!”
I thought I was going to have a ball slapping, deep thrusting, orgasm consuming damn good time and then that motherfucker pulled a Winston Bishop.
by Zander Kane September 28, 2018