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wiitard

A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.
Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
by MichaelGrant May 27, 2008
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isle of wight

An island off the south coast of England, the Isle of Wight is a land of beauty. It has a lot of nice seaside towns and they all have attractions. Some people equate it with being in England in the 1950s, but there's nothing wrong with that surely.
On the Isle of Wight there is a museum containing the skeleton of a Finback Whale (the second largest after the Blue Whale) which was washed up some years ago near The Needles.
by Stormsworder December 7, 2006
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wiggity wiggity whack

Something so horribly ridiculious that it is described as wiggity.
Often used by whites that want their own language
Did you see that car, it was wiggity wiggity whack!
by Daddy Dollars December 18, 2004
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A certain persons phase. When I mean "certain persons" I mean me so...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT!!!!!
Me( And ONLY ME )wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?
Other people: Hey???
by Boss1,000,000,000,000,000,000! February 22, 2018
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Wiiitus

A form of Tennis Elbow caused by playing the Wii too much.
Shit man. I was playing Wii Sports for 12 hours straight and I caught a case of Wiiitus.
by MittyVat October 23, 2007
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wiitowed

Losing your Wii.

1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.

This can be done by:

A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.

2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.

This can be done by:

A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."

2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 2, 2007
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Wiitus

Inflamation of soft tissues resulting from too many hours of Wii play. Similar to wiiitus.
My arm is in a sling because I played Wii boxing for 12 hrs straight and got wiitus.
by bwmoser August 20, 2008
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