Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Hot Wiener

To have an STD most likely Gohnorrea giving your penis a burning or hot feeling

Austin: Bro I fucked this girl last week and now it burns when I pee.

Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.

by aicwebbtmac November 16, 2017

wiener junkie

A “sausage” aficionado.

Bridget sure likes to eat a lot of strange “sausages”. She’s a real wiener junkie.

by Wisco96 February 8, 2018

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

wiener cuz

The relationship between two friends that have slept with the same girl.

Steve: You slept with that girl last night?
James: Yeah, why?
Steve: I slept with her two weeks ago, that makes you my wiener cuz.

by Ginger Swede June 10, 2010

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022