Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

wiener junkie

A “sausage” aficionado.

Bridget sure likes to eat a lot of strange “sausages”. She’s a real wiener junkie.

by Wisco96 February 8, 2018

Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.

Those guys like wiener welding together

by Lesh69 February 8, 2018

extra wieners

when there is a superfluous amount of pork swords

Whoa, whoa one at a time! I've got no use for your extra wieners.

by a a t August 19, 2008

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.

Lee told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.

by Jacqueline Li April 23, 2014

wiener stiff

An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

Are you wiener stiff on that price?

by A Goat among Sheep February 28, 2022