weinerface

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

Weibered

To be unceremoniously shut out of something just by virtue of being a member of the same team.

To lose out on an opportunity because of an arbitrary rule which penalizes an innocent participant.

Wow, she really got Weibered when, despite being finishing as a top four finalist the "rule of two" was executed.

by Chester37 July 31, 2012

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

by John Y. May 27, 2004

L7 weinee

if you make an L and a 7 with your fingers it makes a square. therefore L7 weinee is a nerdy weinee...a square weinee.

it was a saying goin around bout 15yrs ago at school...it is also of the Sandlot

"the kid is an L7 Weinee...yeh yeh oscar myer evan, footlong, dodger dog!!!a weinee!!!"

by Nazza September 8, 2006

weiner out

weiner out means to go to sleep.
if you and a friend have been up all hours doing not much at all, and one goes to sleep before the other, said party might be said to weiner out.

we WERE gonna have an ultimate fighting championship but Steve weinered out.

by Bumnasty Burger January 21, 2005

weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009