weiner lump

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.

"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 01, 2011

weiner out

weiner out means to go to sleep.
if you and a friend have been up all hours doing not much at all, and one goes to sleep before the other, said party might be said to weiner out.

we WERE gonna have an ultimate fighting championship but Steve weinered out.

by Bumnasty Burger January 21, 2005

evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

Gangster Weiner

When one is putting on a condom and and your weiner gets soft cause its too gangster for safety

I can't use condoms because I get gangster weiner

by nozad November 04, 2021

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 07, 2009