A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.
Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.
by Johnny Bats December 12, 2012
by circus room October 23, 2012
Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.
by Jorge Dos Santos February 19, 2011
The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 March 30, 2018
by jojowasaman February 08, 2009
by Cds September 13, 2007
A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.
Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.
by M1K3 April 09, 2007