Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c December 11, 2012

Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 2, 2004

wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

wank

To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.

I was wanking last night, because I was horny.

by *$* May 13, 2005

wank

To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.

Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.

Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch

by Mikal June 7, 2004

wank

its rubbish its crap

naahhh thats wank m8 nah

by hgyt May 13, 2005

Wank wank

A flaccid penis

Its okay baby, don’t be scared to pull out yo lil wank wank

by Superhoe16 January 18, 2018