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walternator

a fat greasy vena carva who believes jesus is an astronaut
jesus christ hes such a walternator
by mr queefer February 16, 2013
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Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.
Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub
by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016
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Wootering away

To waste investor money on frivolous, social media documented (preferably on a platform where investors can see), luxuries.

To do this right the struggling entrepreneur, who has not made his investors a penny for years, should post photos of something like a $1000 bottle of scotch and caption them with nonchalant phrases like "That kind of night"
Alex is wootering away our hard earned money.
by Siliconvalleysage May 5, 2018
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wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
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The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
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The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
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