slime wallet

A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.

It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.

It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations

Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.

Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.

by MedwayGentleman June 16, 2014

Wallet Leach

A term used to describe your children after they've been around a few years and you realize just how much of a financial burden they really are. Generally people compensate the fact that they're pissing away all their money (on someone that will probably be a dead end loser just like them) by telling themselves that all that money spent (wasted) will one day result in a well rounded successful human being.

I use to make a comfortable living, but then I had a couple of wallet leaches and now I've got to get a second job.

by Guru on a hill September 10, 2011

minters wallet

Place of which crypto-genuis keeps his NFTs and cyber currency. Usually deep in the anus behind the keyboard.

I asked Chad what NFT he had minted, he reached elbow deep into his minters wallet to retrieve it.

by Gabe6609 February 9, 2022

Wallet flush

Wallet Flush: Extraordinary and unexpected one-time expense, usually associated with car repairs, particularly European brands. Also, includes expenses related to, among others, veterinarian, heating/air-conditioning and plumbing. Not to be confused with the more painful Wallet Enema.

The veterinarian gave Bob a Wallet flush!

by Bobnoxious May 18, 2017

velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

by The Troll March 2, 2004

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

Bronx Wallet

Location where New York City prostitutes stash illicit earnings to avoid detection upon arrest by the police and subsequent processing, i.e. a prostitute's vagina.

"The first thing I saw in jail was a hooker pull a wad of 20's out of her bronx wallet."

by Crooklynite June 25, 2009