the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.
virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS
virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS
i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)
by GBurn387 June 23, 2009

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.
Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.
by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.
by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

THe process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the VIRTUAL SLAP! You simply go *VIRTUAL SLAP COMMENCE* and the other person becomes slapped. However, it can fail if the slappee decides to "reject" the slap
by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

Giving birth to a new avatar in the online world and making relations with other online avatar and have a virtual relationship.
by al0792 November 21, 2011

by Alexi November 6, 2003

a discord bot with a bunch of no life grinders and botters and mini mod cubex in the offical server.
renee left virtual fisher to go to tacoshack, most people in top xp quit, saltspreader literally takes 3 months to do an update, but its fine. anyways aptitude keeps getting sus'ed out because its a "botter clan" anyways yes its basically a discord bot where you type %f and u earn fish and u sell the fish then u keep doing that and u get charms and then u xp farming then u prestige and u do that however long u want unless if u lose interest in the game/perm ban then yes.
renee left virtual fisher to go to tacoshack, most people in top xp quit, saltspreader literally takes 3 months to do an update, but its fine. anyways aptitude keeps getting sus'ed out because its a "botter clan" anyways yes its basically a discord bot where you type %f and u earn fish and u sell the fish then u keep doing that and u get charms and then u xp farming then u prestige and u do that however long u want unless if u lose interest in the game/perm ban then yes.
Person A: Did you hear that John in our class got failed all his tests?
Person B: Yeah, its believed that he spends 15+ hours per day playing this game called "Virtual Fisher"
Person A: Lol what a loser.
Person B: I know right
Person B: Yeah, its believed that he spends 15+ hours per day playing this game called "Virtual Fisher"
Person A: Lol what a loser.
Person B: I know right
by Toraee August 19, 2021
