Vento

A ready made packet drink.

The word "Bento" comes from Japan meaning ready made packet food. So "Vento" means ready made packet drink.

Mrs. ABC sees her maid in the kitchen...

Mrs. ABC: Hey! Where is my vento? I am very thirsty and I need to go office very soon! I cannot be late... Hurry up!

Maid: Yes, Ma'm

by SafetyMark November 25, 2009

Ventrilafart

Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.

Michael smells something from across the room. Mom is smilling and Katie asks Mom did you ventrilafart?

by molikins October 9, 2008

Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.

"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"

by Irbster2 February 8, 2008

Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.

"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"

by Danny Panic November 28, 2007

Ventriloquisting

When you are fisting a loose woman you stick your fingers straight out and wiggle them around.

I was ventriloquisting that girl like she was a puppet!

by 8ouch April 15, 2011

Vestroia

The Ikonoklast Empire became Vestroia once their leader, Caz, found out he was a Vestroian. They would then become a great enemy as they helped the Tronics in the war, claiming to be on the good side.

Vestroia is the fiercest there ever was.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021