Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024

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velcro rodeo

Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider

When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?

by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017

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beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

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Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners

Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025

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